Come and follow me through a magical and quite real journey of what goes in must come out. I'll be your captain of the U.S.S. Dropping The Kids off at The Pool as I take you on the rocky and calm seas of my lower intestine.

 

This #garlic #butter is going to make for some #smelly #poops @kanyewest

This #garlic #butter is going to make for some #smelly #poops @kanyewest

#nopants #boxers I love #pooping so freely @kanyewest

#nopants #boxers I love #pooping so freely @kanyewest

Just #ate some #taco #salad @kanyewest

Just #ate some #taco #salad @kanyewest

I #love dropping #bombs in my #shorts @kanyewest

I #love dropping #bombs in my #shorts @kanyewest

Getting ready for #work with a #morningpoop I also just ate an #orange. Like my #red #skinnyjeans ? @kanyewest

Getting ready for #work with a #morningpoop I also just ate an #orange. Like my #red #skinnyjeans ? @kanyewest

I love #pooping at #work. I blew it up. @kanyewest

I love #pooping at #work. I blew it up. @kanyewest

Took a #crap in a #carpeted #bathroom. It felt so #plush @kanyewest

Took a #crap in a #carpeted #bathroom. It felt so #plush @kanyewest

Anonymous asked
Can you make a video of you pooping?

I sure take a video of me pooping! I will have it as a post soon. Keep on the look out for it.

Anonymous asked
Do you take big dumps?

It really depends on my diet and what I ate that day or the day before, but today this morning I took a huge dump.

Getting #ready for #work. @kanyewest I actually ate #breakfast this #morning.

Getting #ready for #work. @kanyewest I actually ate #breakfast this #morning.

Good #morning @kanywest. Do you #poop also? I bet it is #golden #babyjesus turds.

Good #morning @kanywest. Do you #poop also? I bet it is #golden #babyjesus turds.

This is all turning into #soup @kanyewest #hellsyes #babyjesus #heatethis #yourmom #boobs

This is all turning into #soup @kanyewest #hellsyes #babyjesus #heatethis #yourmom #boobs

That’s not an #onion. Now this is an #onion. @kanyewest #fatassonion #crocodiledundee #soup

That’s not an #onion. Now this is an #onion. @kanyewest #fatassonion #crocodiledundee #soup

Do you #poop @kanyewest ? Also #EsuranceSave30

Do you #poop @kanyewest ? Also #EsuranceSave30