Come and follow me through a magical and quite real journey of what goes in must come out. I'll be your captain of the U.S.S. Dropping The Kids off at The Pool as I take you on the rocky and calm seas of my lower intestine.

 

I know it has been a while, but I am still pooping. #newjob #work #busy #poop #tilefloor

I know it has been a while, but I am still pooping. #newjob #work #busy #poop #tilefloor

My brother Jason Adams is missing. He was a long time resident of San Leandro and played football at SLHS. We need to find him. My family is torn apart. I want my brother back. On May 16th at 9am he was last seen at 2070 San Ramon Valley BLVD and was headed to Tassajara Road via 680 and may have stopped at the local Home Depots in San Ramon and Pleasanton. Any information will help.#FindJasonAdams #missingpeople #SanRamon#SanLeandro #Pleasanton

My brother Jason Adams is missing. He was a long time resident of San Leandro and played football at SLHS. We need to find him. My family is torn apart. I want my brother back. On May 16th at 9am he was last seen at 2070 San Ramon Valley BLVD and was headed to Tassajara Road via 680 and may have stopped at the local Home Depots in San Ramon and Pleasanton. Any information will help.#FindJasonAdams #missingpeople #SanRamon#SanLeandro #Pleasanton

So I was in the stall at work doing some critical thinking when someone walked in and used the urinal. That man then proceeds to walk right out without washing his hands. Either he Supermaned it or I have a coworker walking around with pee hands. @kanyewest

So I was in the stall at work doing some critical thinking when someone walked in and used the urinal. That man then proceeds to walk right out without washing his hands. Either he Supermaned it or I have a coworker walking around with pee hands. @kanyewest

Getting #ready to see my #friends #band play. @kanyewest

Getting #ready to see my #friends #band play. @kanyewest

#saturday #poops are the #best all the #windows are #open

#saturday #poops are the #best all the #windows are #open

I’ve got a #late one for you. #forestgump was on and I had to stay up. This one feels #spicy

I’ve got a #late one for you. #forestgump was on and I had to stay up. This one feels #spicy

If you #love #pooping you should try pooping.

If you #love #pooping you should try pooping.

#dinner #steak #loadedpotato #collardgreens yeah I had a good dinner

#dinner #steak #loadedpotato #collardgreens yeah I had a good dinner

Here is a #wideshot for you. Getting ready for #dinner @kanyewest

Here is a #wideshot for you. Getting ready for #dinner @kanyewest

This #garlic #butter is going to make for some #smelly #poops @kanyewest

This #garlic #butter is going to make for some #smelly #poops @kanyewest

#nopants #boxers I love #pooping so freely @kanyewest

#nopants #boxers I love #pooping so freely @kanyewest